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Tuesday, 18 September 2012
The Mad man and A Pilot
A pilot was transporting a group of mad men from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Bombay,India
The mad men were making noise. So, one of them went to the Pilot's Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly an airplane!
PILOT:ok I would, but under
one condition.
MADMAN: What is the condition?
PILOT: If you can make
your colleagues there to keep quiet and stop the noise
MADMAN : ok you will have to give me some minutes (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet as he returned to the pilot)
PILOT: Wow!! How did you
make them to keep quiet right now, you are wonderful.
MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go play outside!!!
Lolz..if you were the pilot,what...
Thursday, 13 September 2012
GrandPa and Son Theo
Grandpa said to His son Theo: Theo! There comes your teacher because you missed school yesterday and today, go n hide.
Theo said:
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I took an excuse that you died, so you go and hide inside papa.
lolzzz........when Theo came to school the next day and told me this,i couldn't help but to laugh out loud...
The Doctor And His Patient
Old-woman: " Pls Doctor, Ever since you carried out my heart transplant, all am beginning to think of is just about Sex, Money & more Sex! Could it be that I am getting younger again or something??"
Doctor: "Not really, actually the heart belonged to a Prostitute and that's the only heart that remained then.....lolzzz
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Sunday, 9 September 2012
The Pencil and Eraser Conversation
Pencil: Pls I'm very sorry
Eraser: Why? You didn't do anything wrong to me dear
Pencil: I am so sorry because you get hurt because of my behavior.
Whenever I make a mistake, you are always there to erase it completely. But as you make my mistakes disappear, you lose a part of yourself. You depreciate everytime and evrytime.
Eraser: This is true but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
This conversation between the pencil and the eraser is very inspirational to...
Saturday, 8 September 2012
Be Inspired
Someone wrote,
My mom only had one eye. I hated her. She was such
an embarrassment. She cooked for students and
teachers to support the family. There was this day during elementary school where
my mom came to say hello to me, I was so
embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored
her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said,
‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’ I wanted to bury
myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, "If you’re only
gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just
die? " My mom did not respond. I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I
had said, because...
Theo and Annita
A teacher asked her class! what they want to be
when they grow up
Theo: I want to be a billionaire, have the cutest wife,
make love to her 3 times a day, fly her in my private
jet to Milan for shopping, take her on monthly trips to diff places around the world. Make her my sex patner.
The teacher ignores Theo for his bad behaviour and
asked little Annita what she wants to be in̶̲̥̅̊ future.
Little Annita quietly whispered: I want to be Theo's wife! lolz,i think Annita has a better dream ...
Sunday, 26 August 2012
Very Alarming.....Over 56,350 people are currently living with HIV in Cross River – SACA
This is very alarming and special attention needs to be paid by young people mostly cos they consider themselves to be more vibrant and active in all works and games that involve sex and any other means one can contract disease. Guys and girls should be smart enough to protect and prevent the prevalance rate of HIV in our country.
The Director-General of the Cross River State Agency for the Control of HIV/AIDS (SACA), Mrs. IreneAniyom, said that 56,350 persons are currently living with the HIV virus in the state. Anyiom, who disclosed this while speaking with reporters in Calabar, the state capital said "Today in the state, we have 56,350 people living with the virus;we have to update...
