The Mad man and A Pilot

A pilot was transporting a group of mad men from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Bombay,India The mad men were making noise. So, one of them went to the Pilot's Cabin; MADMAN: Teach me how to fly an airplane!  PILOT:ok I would, but under one condition. MADMAN: What is the condition? PILOT: If you can make your colleagues there to keep quiet and stop the noise MADMAN : ok you will have to give me some minutes (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet as he returned to the pilot) PILOT: Wow!! How did you make them to keep quiet right now, you are wonderful. MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go play outside!!! Lolz..if you were the pilot,what...

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GrandPa and Son Theo

Grandpa said to His son Theo: Theo! There comes your teacher because you missed school yesterday and today, go n hide. Theo said: (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I took an excuse that you died, so you go and hide inside papa. lolzzz........when Theo came to school the next day and told me this,i couldn't help but to laugh out loud...

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The Doctor And His Patient

Old-woman: " Pls Doctor, Ever since you carried out my heart transplant, all am beginning to think of is just about Sex, Money & more Sex! Could it be that I am getting younger again or something??" Doctor: "Not really, actually the heart belonged to a Prostitute and that's the only heart that remained then.....lolzzz Share this if you like it...

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The Pencil and Eraser Conversation

Pencil: Pls I'm very sorry Eraser: Why? You didn't do anything wrong to me dear Pencil: I am so sorry because you get hurt because of my behavior. Whenever I make a mistake, you are always there to erase it completely. But as you make my mistakes disappear, you lose a part of yourself. You depreciate everytime and evrytime. Eraser: This is true but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. This conversation between the pencil and the eraser is very inspirational to...

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Be Inspired

 Someone wrote,  My mom only had one eye. I hated her. She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me, I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’ I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, "If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die? " My mom did not respond. I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because...

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Theo and Annita

A teacher asked her class! what they want  to be when they grow up Theo: I want to be a billionaire, have the cutest wife, make love to her 3 times a day, fly her in my private jet to Milan for shopping, take her on monthly trips to diff places around the world. Make her my sex patner. The teacher ignores Theo for his bad behaviour and asked little Annita what she wants to be in̶̲̥̅̊ future. Little Annita quietly whispered: I want to be Theo's wife!  lolz,i think Annita has a better dream ...

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Very Alarming.....Over 56,350 people are currently living with HIV in Cross River – SACA

This is very alarming and special attention needs to be paid by young people mostly cos they consider themselves to be more vibrant and active in all works and games that involve sex and any other means one can contract disease. Guys and girls should be smart enough to protect and prevent the prevalance rate of HIV in our country. The Director-General of the Cross River State Agency for the Control of HIV/AIDS (SACA), Mrs. IreneAniyom, said that 56,350 persons are currently living with the HIV virus in the state. Anyiom, who disclosed this while speaking with reporters in Calabar, the state capital said "Today in the state, we have 56,350 people living with the virus;we have to update...

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Usher's ex-wife Tameka LOSES custody of their children

Usher's ex-wife Tameka Raymond suffered fresh heartache today - after losing the custody battle over their two sons. The 33-year-old singer was awarded primary care of four-year-old Usher Raymond V and Naviyd, three, after a ruling by Georgia judge, TMZ reports. It comes just weeks after Tameka's 11-year-old son Kile - from a previous relationship - tragically died following a freak jet ski accident last month.  Court battle: Usher was today awarded primary custody of his two sons from his marriage to Tameka Raymond. The former couple were both giving evidence last week, with Tameka trying to prevent the singer from taking sole custody of their two young sons, while closing...

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Octomom Told Her Kids About Her Porn Career

This is unbelievable and cannot not happen in Nigeria once the career is considered obscene to mention but here it happens as Octomom Told Kids About Porn Career.... Octomom , Nadya Suleman, has revealed that her kids know about her porn movies. Incredible! The 37 year old says that her children have been'desensitivised' (we think she means desensitized) andthat she raises them in 'total honest,' during aninterview with CelebBuzz. ' It's because we have been through things togetherand because of our experience it has allowed all of useto pull out strengths we didn't know we possessed,'she is reported to have said. Recently Suleman filmed a self-pleasure video inanswer to bankruptcy problems....

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Italian arrested over murder of Nigerian prostitute

  An Italian man has been arrested over the murder of Anthonia Egbuna, a Nigerian prostitute, after police searching her apartment found a short story he wrote with close similarities to the killing. The Carabinieri (Italian Military Police) disclosed that Anthonia was stabbed and her body was dumped in the river Po. It took some months for the police to identify the corpse and thereafter, her apartment was visited. While going through her possesions, a nine-page story, titled 'The Rose and the Lion', was found among her belongings. The murder case is reminiscent of the 1992 Hollywood thriller movie Basic Instinct, and aspiring author, Daniele Piampaschet, was arrested last...

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2 Students committed suicide because they failed WAEC

The recently released results by the West African Examination Council (WAEC) have claimed lives in Delta State. Two female students who failed their exams yesterday allegedly committed suicide in Asaba, the state capital. Reports said the students committed suicide after checking their result in the internet and discovered that it was unfavourable to them. Sources said the victims had written the exams three times without passing their Maths and English Language, which led them to allegedly resolve to commit suicide. Some persons who spoke to our correspondent on condition of anonymity confirmed...

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TONTO DIKEH REVEALS HOW TB JOSHUA’S PRAYERS ENDED HER 14 YEAR SMOKING ADDICTION

Popular Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh has sensationally revealed that the sudden end to her smoking addiction came through the prayers of Pastor T.B. Joshua via his Christian station Emmanuel TV. Dikeh, who rose to fame after becoming the runner up in the Nigerian reality show, 'The Next Movie Star' in 2006, had garnered a controversial reputation in Nollywood for being a heavy smoker. According to Dikeh, she started chain-smoking at the age of 13 and there seemed no signs of the habit waning. When questioned about her smoking in an interview with Nigeria's Nation Newspaper early last year, the Rivers State born star said, "If I want to smoke, I handle a stick...

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Anambra Varsity denies Cynthia’s Murder Suspect

  One of the suspects behind the murder of Cynthia Osokogu's , who claimed to be an Accountancy student of the Anambra State University, Uli, has been disowned by the institution. Cynthia, a post-graduate student of Nasarawa State University, Keffi, and daughter of retired Maj.-Gen. Frank Osokogu, was allegedly killed by Okwuoma Nwabufo and his cousin, Odera Ilechukwu, on July 21. The suspects had said that they were both Accounting students of University of Lagos and Anambra State University respectively. However, the Public Relations Officer of Anambra State University, Uli, Mr Festus Ntomchukwu, in a chat with pressmen in Awka, denied Ilechukwu claims. He...

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13 teenage Chinese prostitutes arrested in an apartment in Lagos

  It may sound as a joke but its not funny the way strange diseases are being circulated in our dear home country from foreign countries. Nigeria has been branded a dirty name but all these if i may say were learnt from foreign countries or from people who invade our country in the name of business. 13 teenage Chinese prostitutes have been arrested and detained by the Nigerian Immigration Service following a raid of their base on Emina Crescent, off Toyin Street, Ikeja. The immigration service raided the apartment following a tip off. More than 40 teenage girls were brought into the country and camped in an apartment for Nigerian politicians, business executives and expatriates to...

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The Teacher and Her Pupils

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's now a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's now a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead now." lolz SHARE WHAT YOU THINK THAT CAN MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE THIS PICTURE...LOL...

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