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The Mad man and A Pilot

A pilot was transporting a group of mad men from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Bombay,India

The mad men were making noise. So, one of them went to the Pilot's Cabin;

MADMAN: Teach me how to fly an airplane! 

PILOT:ok I would, but under

one condition.

MADMAN: What is the condition?

PILOT: If you can make

your colleagues there to keep quiet and stop the noise

MADMAN : ok you will have to give me some minutes (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet as he returned to the pilot)

PILOT: Wow!! How did you

make them to keep quiet right now, you are wonderful.

MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go play outside!!!

Lolz..if you were the pilot,what would you do

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GrandPa and Son Theo

Grandpa said to His son Theo: Theo! There comes your teacher because you missed school yesterday and today, go n hide.
Theo said: I took an excuse that you died, so you go and hide inside papa.

lolzzz........when Theo came to school the next day and told me this,i couldn't help but to laugh out loud

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The Doctor And His Patient

Old-woman: " Pls Doctor, Ever since you carried out my heart transplant, all am beginning to think of is just about Sex, Money & more Sex! Could it be that I am getting younger again or something??"

Doctor: "Not really, actually the heart belonged to a Prostitute and that's the only heart that remained then.....lolzzz

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Theo and Annita

A teacher asked her class! what they want  to be
when they grow up
Theo: I want to be a billionaire, have the cutest wife,
make love to her 3 times a day, fly her in my private
jet to Milan for shopping, take her on monthly trips to diff places around the world. Make her my sex patner.
The teacher ignores Theo for his bad behaviour and
asked little Annita what she wants to be in̶̲̥̅̊ future.
Little Annita quietly whispered: I want to be Theo's wife!  lolz,i think Annita has a better dream too

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The Teacher and Her Pupils

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade
them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to
look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's now a
lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's now a doctor.' A small voice at the back of
the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead now." lolz

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