MEN'S GROOMING HABITS THAT TURN LADIES OFF

Men’s Grooming characters That Turn Ladies Off.

Ladies, you should just agree with me,some of

the terrible grooming habits of your guys have

become all the more glaring.

Ladies're not asking guys to do anything they

don't do themselves.. Some ladies were asked

by Facebook friends to share the grooming

issues that irk them the most, and the answers

were awfully familiar. One lady asked if they

could please paste the comments "on a huge

billboard that all men can see." Well, here's the

billboard equivalent!


See the top ten offenses below and add more

by posting on our comment wall.


1. Long, dirty toe nails. Or, as one Lady called

it, "Hobbit feet." I love that. It's true. Guys, you

don't have to sit for a pedicure, but there's no

excuse for claws filled with dirt.


2.Hair where it shouldn't be. Nose hair was the

number-one complaint with ear hair a close

second. "Why is it so hard to buy a clipper and a

mirror?" asked a completely reasonable Lady.

We don't have the answer.

3.Mouth madness. This is just basics. We're

brushing, flossing, and whitening, but certain

guys seem to think they can get away

with "yuck mouth," as a lady called it. Not true.

4. Unattractive smells. This can mean not

showering often enough or not embracing

deodorant. This is also related to #3 (see

above).

5. Eyebrow issues. Either overgrown or over

plucked. Ladies don't want unruly, caveman

hairs, but they also don't want you to look

more sculpted than they do.

6. Too much cologne perfume. If everything

you touch starts to smell like your medicine

cabinet, that's not good.

7. Too much waxing. There's grooming and

then there's grooming. No one wants to feel

like they're with a newborn.


8. Dry, cracked heels. You can put lotion on

them, you know.

9. Hair that never moves. If your hair is as hard

as a car door, you've got to rethink your hair

products.

10. Letting your blackheads live on. Everyone

has zits, especially in the hot season. But, jeez,

if you have blackheads on your face, deal with

them or book a facial where someone else will.

I will like to add this,

11. Romantic voice when not neccessary. Some

of us use soft voice when it is not needed.

When you are called a man,your voice should

be like that of mine and not like that of your

lady,if not? go get some Brandy

If you like this,you can share it on your wall

and let we guys read it and make some

adjustments so that ladies will like us and vice

versa....
Post your comments on what you feel have

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HOW TO SATISTY A WOMAN

Have you ever thought of how to satisfy a woman or your girl friend or even your fiancee and make her love you till get tired of being loved? Here are the tested and pure things to do and increase her love for you;

Caress her, praise her, pamper her, relish,

savor, massage, make plans, fix,

empathize, serenade, compliment,

support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor,

placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,

console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify,

protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,

nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to,

forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize,

leave, return, beseech, sublimate,

entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show

equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,

attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave,

trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe,

brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse,

fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help,

acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,

embrace, accept, butter-up, hear,

understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg,

plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse,

resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue,

respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die

for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt,

commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize,

murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle,

elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld,

serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble,

gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab

on the ocean floor of her existence,

diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-

panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly,

don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide,

slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,

humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep

on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,

undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle,

dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-

coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow,

dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant,

idolize and worship,

and then go back, and start again from the top.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:

Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.

Does this really show that women are bunch of problem? Then man has only few problems to carter for;beer and sex?

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7 GUYS AND LADIES YOU SHOULD NEVER MARRY,SAY NO

7 Guys and Ladies You Must Never Marry

Sex hunter-

This is very common among young men and women. Any man or woman that will tell you that you can have sex before marriage is deceiving you and the person is a cheat, run for your life.

A man or woman without vision-

Look for someone that has a vision and a future, do not go into a relationship with a man or woman with no vision

Do not marry a stubborn lady-

Don’t let lust and physical attraction to lure you to marrying a stubborn lady

Mummy’s boy-

The kind of boy at 35, is still tied to the mother. Stay away, the mother will want to intervene in every of his issues

Nagger-

Stay away from a nagging man or woman, except you want to be quarrelling in your marriage everyday

Master and miss available- Don’t go into marriage because he or she is the only option or available person at the moment. Wait the right person might be coming

Contention and high temperament-emotional immaturity.

Do not marry a contentious man or woman, someone who does not easily forgive, and bears with each other weakness. A man or woman that cannot say sorry.
Run for your life.

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CONVERT A TRIAL VERSION SOFTWARE AND RUN IT FOREVER ON YOUR SYSTEMCONVERT A TRIAL VERSION SOFTWARE AND RUN IT FOREVER ON YOUR SYSTEM

Trial Version Forever



In this tutorial, I’ll show you how to convert a Trial Version Software and run the trial program forever.

Most of us are familiar with many softwares that run only for a specified period of time in the trial mode.
Once the trial period is expired these softwares stop functioning and demand for a purchase. But there is a way to run the softwares and make them function beyond the trial period.

Isn’t this interesting?????????????????
But before I tell you how to convert the software and make it run in the trial mode forever, we have to understand the functioning of these softwares.

I’ll try to explain this in brief. When these softwares are installed for the first time in your system, they make an entry into the Windows Registry with the details such as Installed Date and Time, installed path etc.

After installation every time you run the software, it compares the current system date and time with the installed date and time. So, with this it can make out whether the trial period is expired or not. So with this being the case, just manually changing the system date to an earlier date will not solve the problem. For this purpose there is a small Tool known as RunAsDate.

RunAsDate is a small utility that allows you to run a program in the date and time that you specify. This utility doesn’t change the current system date, but it only injects the date/time that you specify into the desired application.

RunAsDate intercepts the kernel API calls that returns the current date and time (GetSystemTime, GetLocalTime, GetSystemTimeAsFileTime), and replaces the current date/time with the date/time that you specify.
It works with Windows 2000, XP, 2003 and Vista.

NOTE: FOLLOW THESE FEW STEPS CAREFULLY

You have to follow these steps carefully to successfully convert a software and make it run in it’s trial mode forever.

1. Note down the date and time, when you install the software for the first time.

2. Once the trial period expires, you must always run the software using RunAsDate.

3. After the trial period is expired, do not run the software(program) directly. If you run the software directly even once, this convertion may no longer work.

4. It is better and safe to inject the date of the last day in the trial period. For example, if the trial period expires on jan 30 2009, always inject the date as jan 29 2009 in the RunAsDate.

I hope this helps! Please express your experience and opinions through comments.

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TEST HOW ACTIVE YOUR COMPUTER ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE WORKS

Have your ever tested how effective and active your computer anti-virus software is? Does your computer anti-virus software scan your computer without detecting any threat and you still feel safe?


A WAY TO TEST YOUR ANTI-VIRUS

The process is called EICAR test which will work on any antivirus and was developed by European Institute of Computer Antivirus Research. This process can be used by people, companies and antivirus programmers to test the proper functioning of the antivirus/antimalware software without having to deal with the real computer virus which can cause damage to the computer. Here is a step-by-step procedure to test your antivirus.




1. Open a notepad (New Text Document.TXT) and copy the following code exactly onto it, and save the notepad.


EICAR Test code
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


2. Rename the file from New Text Document.TXT to myfile.com


3. Now run the antivirus scan on this myfile.com file.


If the antivirus is functioning properly on your computer, then it should generate a warning and immediately delete the file upon scanning. Otherwise you may have to re-install your antivirus.
NOTE: Most antivirus will pop-out a warning message in the Step-1 itself
You can also place the myfile.com file in a ZIP or RAR file and run a scan on it so as to ensure whether your antivirus can detect the test string in the compressed archive. Any antivirus when scanning this file will respond exactly as it will do for a genuine virus/malicious code. This test will cause no damage to your computer even though the antivirus will flag it as a malicious script. Hence it is the safest method to test the proper functioning of any antivirus


NOTE; You may decide to print out this page so that you dont make any expensive error.
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