Monday, 26 September 2011


Have you ever thought of how to satisfy a woman or your girl friend or even your fiancee and make her love you till get tired of being loved? Here are the tested and pure things to do and increase her love for you;

Caress her, praise her, pamper her, relish,

savor, massage, make plans, fix,

empathize, serenade, compliment,

support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor,

placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,

console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify,

protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,

nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to,

forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize,

leave, return, beseech, sublimate,

entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show

equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,

attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave,

trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe,

brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse,

fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help,

acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,

embrace, accept, butter-up, hear,

understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg,

plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse,

resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue,

respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die

for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt,

commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize,

murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle,

elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld,

serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble,

gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab

on the ocean floor of her existence,

diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-

panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly,

don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide,

slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,

humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep

on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,

undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle,

dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-

coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow,

dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant,

idolize and worship,

and then go back, and start again from the top.

Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.

Does this really show that women are bunch of problem? Then man has only few problems to carter for;beer and sex?


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