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Tuesday, 18 September 2012

The Mad man and A Pilot

A pilot was transporting a group of mad men from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Bombay,India
The mad men were making noise. So, one of them went to the Pilot's Cabin;

MADMAN: Teach me how to fly an airplane! 
PILOT:ok I would, but under
one condition.

MADMAN: What is the condition?

PILOT: If you can make
your colleagues there to keep quiet and stop the noise

MADMAN : ok you will have to give me some minutes (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet as he returned to the pilot)

PILOT: Wow!! How did you
make them to keep quiet right now, you are wonderful.

MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go play outside!!!
Lolz..if you were the pilot,what would you do
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Thursday, 13 September 2012

GrandPa and Son Theo

Grandpa said to His son Theo: Theo! There comes your teacher because you missed school yesterday and today, go n hide.
Theo said: I took an excuse that you died, so you go and hide inside papa.

lolzzz........when Theo came to school the next day and told me this,i couldn't help but to laugh out loud

The Doctor And His Patient

Old-woman: " Pls Doctor, Ever since you carried out my heart transplant, all am beginning to think of is just about Sex, Money & more Sex! Could it be that I am getting younger again or something??"

Doctor: "Not really, actually the heart belonged to a Prostitute and that's the only heart that remained then.....lolzzz

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Sunday, 9 September 2012

The Pencil and Eraser Conversation

Pencil: Pls I'm very sorry

Eraser: Why? You didn't do anything wrong to me dear

Pencil: I am so sorry because you get hurt because of my behavior.

Whenever I make a mistake, you are always there to erase it completely. But as you make my mistakes disappear, you lose a part of yourself. You depreciate everytime and evrytime.

Eraser: This is true but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.

This conversation between the pencil and the eraser is very inspirational to me but i dont know about you.
Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way, they get hurt, and become smaller / older, and eventually pass on. Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad. Some people in all their lives ve been the pencil and it pains them to see the eraser that is their parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For they know that one day, all that they are left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what they used to have. 

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Saturday, 8 September 2012

Be Inspired

 Someone wrote,

 My mom only had one eye. I hated her. She was such
an embarrassment. She cooked for students and
teachers to support the family. There was this day during elementary school where
my mom came to say hello to me, I was so
embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored
her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said,
‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’ I wanted to bury
myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, "If you’re only
gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just
die? " My mom did not respond. I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I
had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to
her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have
nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to
study. Then, I got married. I boughta house of my own.
I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life,my
kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t
seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her
grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my
children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming
over uninvited. I screamed at her, "How dare you
come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!" And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I’m so
sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she
disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to
my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a
business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack
just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I
did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to
have. It Reads:- "My dearest son, I think of you all the
time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared
your children. I was so glad when I heard you were
coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even
get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were
growing up. You see, when you were very little, you
got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I
couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with
one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son
who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you. Your mother." The son burst into tears, but it was too late.

Never neglect your MOM, Because she is a blessing. One
day you will cry when she will be gone. Shower her
with kindness.

Theo and Annita

A teacher asked her class! what they want  to be
when they grow up
Theo: I want to be a billionaire, have the cutest wife,
make love to her 3 times a day, fly her in my private
jet to Milan for shopping, take her on monthly trips to diff places around the world. Make her my sex patner.
The teacher ignores Theo for his bad behaviour and
asked little Annita what she wants to be in̶̲̥̅̊ future.
Little Annita quietly whispered: I want to be Theo's wife!  lolz,i think Annita has a better dream too

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Very Alarming.....Over 56,350 people are currently living with HIV in Cross River – SACA

This is very alarming and special attention needs to be paid by young people mostly cos they consider themselves to be more vibrant and active in all works and games that involve sex and any other means one can contract disease. Guys and girls should be smart enough to protect and prevent the prevalance rate of HIV in our country.
The Director-General of the Cross River State Agency
for the Control of HIV/AIDS (SACA), Mrs. Irene
Aniyom, said that 56,350 persons are
currently living with the HIV virus in the state. Anyiom, who disclosed this while speaking with
reporters in Calabar, the state capital said "Today in
the state, we have 56,350 people living with the virus;
we have to update it on a regular basis since 2005". According to her, the infected persons are receiving
anti-retroviral drugs at different centres in the state. She said that SACA had formed a group known as
"Cross River Network of People Living with HIV/
AIDS,'' to monitor the infected persons. "And in this network, we have 80 support groups of
people living with the virus, with a minimum of 25
persons in each group,'' she said. Aniyom said that many people were now aware of
the diseases, due to the activities of SACA and other
groups involved in the campaign against the spread of
the disease. "If you go to various HIV testing and counselling
centres across the state, you will find many people
coming out to know their status,'' she said. The Girector-General said that SACA had also
established Local Action Committees on Control of
HIV/AIDS (LACA) in each of the 18 Local Government
Areas in the state, headed by the chairmen of the
councils. "This is because we found out that the disease spreads
faster in rural areas, '' Aniyom said.#

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